Nasty New Cocktail Recipe

Take 8 ounces of Flint water. (Swamp water or water found near fracking facilities can be used as substitute if Flint water is unavailable.) Add one rotten egg. Stir until thoroughly bruised.

Pour into a chilled martini glass.

Add orange peel.

Voila: An Orange Julius, for those who want to be a Caesar with an Orange Complexion.

This is a nasty drink. Disappointing to be sure. Don’t bother to buy one. It’s already been bought.

Alcoholic version: Putini, a vodka martini with orange slice. Or an Orange Russian. Both hard to look at but worse to drink.

Chase with this:

I don’t know. Is it poisonous? Kind of looks like it is. . ..

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